So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.".So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me. Then I realised, the Lord doesn't work that way. When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike.But in case it does, I had better seize this last glorious moment to tell the rest of my religious jokes. So I hope the ban never goes into effect. That's one area for sure where the government can take it easy and relax. And believe me, if someone tells a joke that truly offends, he or she will be punished for it. But if you ban them even worse results happen. Such a law would be a bad idea, for the simple reason that jokes are how we humans avoid violence. to shed light on the possible effect if the British government goes ahead with its intention to outlaw "offensive" religious jokes. Second, I learned why Ship of Fools was running the poll. but I immediately recognised my old friend by the word "ponte".
He pointed the joke out, without telling me which it was. It has been anthologized in several joke books, most recently in Italian the translator gave me a copy a few weeks ago after one of my shows. A few years ago it was voted by my peers as one of the top 75 jokes of all time. ah, my friends! That joke and I astounded the world! Everywhere I played, in the largest of British theatres, the audiences clamoured for it! I told it not once but twice on British television. But come on, guys! The slightest Google search! But back in the day.
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And true, I'm not on TV all the time like some comedians I could name if I watched TV all the time. Arghhhhh! Sure, it has been quite a while since I performed it. Two things, however, have slightly tarnished my thrill.įirst, the website that conducted the poll, Ship of Fools, did not attribute me as the author. Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over. He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?" I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. This morning I received thrilling news: a joke I wrote more than 20 years ago has been voted the funniest religious joke of all time! In case you've missed it, here it is:
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